Triple Threat Part Five - The Dreaded Fags by Wayne Assiratti17:44
The main point of this missive though is to tell you of the ball & chain around my leg that is smoking. It's my last vice you see. I have given up fatty food, sweets, white bread, cake & chocolate. This is all I have left! I also like smoking. Well, actually, I love it. It is big & clever. It's sexy. Sophisticated. Makes you look cool. Come on, have you seen James Dean? Tell you what, Marlboro missed a trick there.
I guess what I am trying to say is that it's hard. When I gave up for ten months, it was cold turkey and I was doing great. I gave up then for my son and daughter as I don't want to be an athsmatic old duffer as they grow older and want to kick a football around the park or run on the beach. That'll make me sad. The plan now is to give up on new year like swathes of other people. This time though, I'm going to mean it. For real.
Merry Christmas all. Speak to you soon.