Happy Jump Off Day!
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Whilst all you lovers out there have St Valentine's Day to celebrate your love for each other have you ever thought about the poor side pieces and jump off's who have to spend the evening alone?
Well fret no more they have their very own day - February 13!
I'd like to think the readers of my blog are a little wise to the world but some of you might not be so let me just explain what a side piece or jump off is..... She's the woman going out with a man whose already in a relationship.
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| That ain't my shade! |
This is her one night of the year when apart from getting all that fabulous new lingerie, meals out, holidays and shopping treat's from her 'boyfriend' she also gets some romantic love.
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| Champagne & bed hair - fabulous! |
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| Charbonnel et Walker Pink Marc De Champagne Truffles £18 |
1. He's not going to leave his girlfriend/wife
2. Don't fall in love
3. He's a liar
4. Always be gorgeous, relaxed & up for a good time - he can get no make-up, argumentative and no nookie at home!
Happy Jump Off day!
*This article was written for my own pure amusement with my tongue firmly in my cheek. It has also gone up early so cheating men don't forget!
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